Things I do when I get drunk

I think I was drunk. Not being able to control what you say is drunk, right? O.M.F.G. I think my social life is over..... No more drinking more than 3 cups of whatever I drank last night. Some Chivas lookalike thingy?

But I had fun, though I'm totally embarrassed now ):

Actually I just remember dancing, damn highly, with Nicole and Cheryl.
I remember asking Cheryl repeatedly "Why you not high one???"
I remember Joshua saying he's proud of me cos I danced
I remember drinking some more.. Something that tasted like Sprite?

And then I died................. Hahahahah fuck no and then that's when I began losing control.

I can't remember what else I said in the car on the way back but I remember saying something about _ _ _WHICH IS OMFG FUCK! And I remember Eugene saying "Is not I say one ah you ownself say one hor!!"

Fuck. That's the major FML. I PRAY THEY'LL FORGET THAT! But never mind lah I think they'll pretend to not remember also.. I....... hope.

Then I remember going to Mac near my house.
I remember Nicole ate Sausage Mcmuffin HAHAH WTF WHY I CAN REMEMBER STUFF LIKE THAT! And she can't finish.
I remember seeing Yu Zhong and Jing Ting.
I remember Yu Zhong giving me the wtf face.
I remember Eugene gave me a glass of iced water but no use leh.

Then I remember Teng Kiat and Eugene walk me home.
I remember Teng Kiat say "Wah you mean everytime I drop you off there you must walk so far ah"
I remember saying "Not far ah so troublesome if you were to turn in"
Then...... they walked me to my block.

I remember I can't even fucking walk straight. LOL
I took the lift up open my house door with much effort, clean off my makeup damn horrible (I found my fake eyelash by the sink this morning), changed, went to sleep.
I remember Eugene called to see if I reach home.

I DIDN'T EVEN TAKE OUT MY CONTACTS WTF! Hhahaha No wonder I was thinking why I can see so clearly just now.

So now I know, I'm those kind who will fucking talk a lot when I'm drunk. Damn easy to get words out of me.

First and last time man! Though I had fun but I don't wanna risk spilling all my secrets again! HAHAHA FUCK.

I cannot forget my major FML part ): Oh my God leh. Haiz. K lah... I'm gonna try to sleep now!